LAW BOOK

Pak Pandir was judge at one time. One day a man came to see him. “Your buffalo has killed mine”, he cried. Pak Pandir shouted, “Idiot! How would the buffalo know that it is a crime to kill another buffalo? Case dismissed”! “I’m terribly sorry”, said the man. “I said it wrong. In fact my buffalo has killed yours”. :Ah, then that is another problem altogether”, said Pak Pandir. “We’ll have to crack open the law book and see what it says.”