A JUST KISS

At one time, Alex was a magistrate in his village. A woman came to see the magistrate one day in the hopes that Alex would be able to settle a dispute. “O magistrate,” she said addressing Alex,” I was walking to the grocery store the other day, when a man, a total stranger to me, approached me and, to my shock and surprise, kissed me. I demand justice.” Alex was bemused at what had transpired but agreed that the woman deserved justice. “My good woman,” he began, “if justice is what you seek, then justice you shall have. It is my judgment that you now kiss him and have your revenge.”